Breathe Right, Sleep Right, Wake Up Crazy

I’ve discovered that I do indeed sleep better – as does Betty – if I use a Breathe Right strip on my nose. I breathe better, so I sleep better, just like it’s supposed to work.

But using them has added some time to my morning ritual, as invariably the strip unsticks itself from my nose and re-applies itself elsewhere. Like under my chin, or on the back of my neck, or on my forearm. So now when I wake up I have to play “find the Breathe Right strip” before I go outside looking like a crazy person. Although I do foresee a day when I won’t really care, either, if there is a Breathe Right strip stuck to my forehead. Thank God Betty will be there to see me along when I full abandon myself to absent-minded professor.

3 Replies to “Breathe Right, Sleep Right, Wake Up Crazy”

  1. Oh, c’mon… a little morning s&m play with adhesive strips can’t be all bad!

  2. I wear those whenever I have a cold. Although it’s hard sometimes to find the “small/medium” size; often “large” is all that’s left on the shelf. Which, despite my low opinion of my nose, is somehow too big for me. When J. was little, I used to have him use the “Junior” size!

Comments are closed.