Oh, they’ve got to be kidding. Next up: men prefer having muscles. Men show a preference for titties. Women like babies and chocolate.
But wait, there’s more news from these researchers: “Red was the color of a good ripe fruit,†Hurlbert said.
No! Surely not! Wait – does this mean that men prefer unripe fruit?
Enough, already. What I want to know most is how these people get funding.
(Thanks to Eileen for the link.)