F***king Ticketmaster

I’ve been a music fan my whole life, and I’m sick of goddamn Ticketmaster. I was just about to buy tickets to go see one of my favorite bands, World Party, who haven’t toured stateside since, oh, 1998, and the f***ers at Ticketmaster want $8.25 handling fee – PER TICKET!!
Oh I hate ’em, hate ’em, and have my whole concert-going life (which is now 23 years, 23 YEARS of paying their idiot handling charges).