Both Eyes Open

He pretends to be sleeping, sometimes, when really he’s just laying around thinking about when the next meal is.

Helen Boyd

is the author of My Husband Betty and She's Not the Man I Married.

One Comment

  1. sure he’s not thinking….”look at those stupid elephants playing in the water. Oh, yeah sure…for joy, for joy. Who cares. I am a ‘thing of beauty’. who doesn’t know that!?!”?

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