“Very Thick Soft and Hairy”

Posted by – October 17, 2009

Well it is getting cold out, but still I don’t think this would be enough to keep anyone warm. Here’s the product description from its ebay listing:

LONG HAIR MOHAIR G-STRING / THONG WITH WILLY WARMER SWEATER
~Very~Thick~Soft~and~Hairy~ Male G-String with open Willy Warmer in black.
The Willy Warmer is super soft and hairy both on the inside and outside.

Hand knitted with total of 3 strands:
2 strands of long hair English mohair (82%) and
1 strand of 100% pure new wool.

Size: M-L, Fits waist 37-40 in (94-102 cm)

Willy Warmer Sweater Measurements:
Its length is 4.33 in (11 cm) and
Its diameter is 1.4 in (3.5 cm)

Wear it for your enjoyment and fun!

I used the words “black mohair sweater.” Who knew?

1 Comment on “Very Thick Soft and Hairy”

  1. julie says:

    Really love the sizing … Medium or Large

    Cos nobody would ever order a ‘Small’ … Come to think of it who (when faced with those two choices) is gonna order a Medium ?

    Reminds me of the time (many years ago) when an enterprising UK Condom Manufacturer decided to market their wares in different sizes…

    They offered

    Large

    Xtra Large

    or

    Jumbo

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