Meme x 2

A couple of recent memes:

  1. What is your favorite word? indeed.
  2. What is your least favorite word? relax
  3. What turns you on? genderfuck
  4. What turns you off? passivity
  5. What is your favorite curse word? cunt
  6. What sound or noise do you love? rhythmic handclapping
  7. What sound or noise do you hate? led zeppelin
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? fighter pilot (i’m not kidding)
  9. What profession would you not like to attempt? corporate anything
  10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? you were right.

and

  • If you get something out of a vending machine, it’s most likely the: MetroCard
  • A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: relevant (or is it revelant?)
  • You least want people to see you as: dull
  • You’re a little scared of: street crime
  • The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: snore
  • The number of contacts in your cell phone: lots
  • How many of them are relatives: plenty
  • You lose your cool when someone: condescends
  • When you go to the drugstore, you often can’t leave without buying: rolaids
  • Your dance moves can best be described as: masculine
  • The majority of your underwear is: dirty
  • Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: ice cream
  • You think you’re really not a great: writer
  • How much cash is in your wallet right now: $12
  • The majority of your shoes are this color: black
  • You don’t think you’ll ever be able to get rid of your: bad skin
  • If your breath is bad, it’s most likely because you had the: cigarettes
  • You feel embarrassed when you: fart
  • The last public place where you used the restroom: City College
  • Something you don’t like to debate in mixed company: obama v. hilary
  • You don’t think you can pull off wearing: skinny jeans
  • Something you own entirely too much of: ants stuff
  • Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: devo?
  • The last thing that you spilled on yourself: tea
  • If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: humorless feminist

7 Replies to “Meme x 2”

  1. You hate zeppelin?! Dear GOD, you have terrible taste in music!

    Also, the second one is supposed to be one word answers — very important!!

    All (of) My Love (to you-hoo),
    Meme Nazi

  2. Hi Viva. I only meant that when Richard Dawkins speaks of memes, he means something rather different. I certainly hope that the culture we pass along is more than Internet chain letter questionnaires!

  3. Fighter Pilot? I have a private IFR Certificate and about 800 hours in small planes. It is fun to fly.

    Helen, why not live the wish? There are fight pilot schools for non certificate people that want the experience of flying a fighter plane in a dog fight.

    The fighter pilot wannabe first undergoes ground school to learn basic maneuvers, how to bail out etc. They are then matched with another fighter pilot wannabe. The planes are usually two seat trainers. The fighter pilot wannabe flies with an actual former fighter pilot and competes with the opposite number to “shoot” the other person down (simulated but in real flight, not a simulator!). It is a little pricey. But if you really want to see what its like, you can be a fighter pilot for a day.

    Here is a great place to do it. The planes are manageable, not real WWII fighters that few non military trained, non certified people could ever fly. (I couldn’t handle a real WWII fighter without extensive training and I am certified with a respectable amount of hours in complex airplanes). These planes anyone can immediately fly with a little help from an instructor.

    Why not check this out!

    http://www.aircombatusa.com/

    Catrina

    PS. I will fly you if you want, unless Betty wants to do it too.

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