Helen Gets Cable, Pt. 3

Me watching HGTV is like an impotent man watching porn: pleasant, but ultimately a pipe dream.

Helen Boyd

is the author of My Husband Betty and She's Not the Man I Married.


  1. haha I love it, and I feel that way about so many things myself. My Dad got a laugh out of this as well.

  2. I used to watch it all the time before cable cost too much, I just enjoyed it, but hardly ever did the projects… I just liked watching all those lovely homes, and sewing ideas.

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