Screwed-up His Courage

Ah, another inspired headline from The Onion: Area Man Finally Works Up Courage To Sexually Harass Secretary

After having nearly resigned himself to another seven years of unspoken requests for sexual favors, Winters seized an opportunity to express his feelings Monday morning, offering to help Davis “get to the important stuff” as she bent over a file cabinet. Later, as further proof of his commitment, Winters suggested that he and Davis discuss a possible promotion at his beach house over the weekend.

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